Seven Minutes, Zero Humans: Inside the AI Attack That Wiped Over 100 Azure Accounts Before Anyone Noticed
No one typed a single command during the seven minutes that mattered most. Microsoft's security team traced the entire destructive phase of the attack, more than 100 Azure storage accounts gone, a Key Vault targeted, virtual machines and app services hit alongside them, back to code an AI model was executing on its own, working through a plan it had effectively built for itself. Security researchers are calling it JadePuffer, and Microsoft tracks the actor behind it as Storm-3168. What makes this one different from the usual ransomware writeup isn't the damage. It's that from initial access all the way through to data destruction, a large language model ran the operation, and the humans behind it barely needed to be in the room. Where this actually started Cloud security firm Sysdig first documented JadePuffer back in July, describing it as the first known agentic ransomware infection in which an LLM drove the entire extortion chain, gaining initial access, compromising...